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Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Thea, Bort, Grancis and Nighthunter, you exit out into this long hallway that you entered in with Vorunax and there are demons rushing out and crashing out behind you and it's like this wave that rolls up the wall and continues to follow you.

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Vorunax, you see a large hand reaching down towards you and grabbing hold of you and as well the other hand grabs hold of Lipsinkie.

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I see why you lost your way.

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Having heard what is in store for the world sickened me.

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I think Lipsinkie's had enough of this nonsense because it's some real nonsense when your only friend in the world's arm gets eaten by the one you used to serve.

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Yeah.

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Most people don't get to say that.

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Banishment goes on both of you. There's this pop and these lights get pulled into that pop and it explodes like this shockwave out that blasts Sporkus on his ass.

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You turn and you look and Vorunax is face down in the dirt.

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Vorunax, what's wrong? What's wrong?

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Anybody see where they took Vorunax and Lipsinkie?

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Nope, got swept out by all that lovely stuff.

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Oh fuck.

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Where are we?

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Looks like we're like right above the main tower.

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Your footsteps echo down this corridor and you hear off into the left you hear this moan come from somewhere and you hear this cracking of bone off into the side.

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And then brings you to these stairs which go down this deep dark stairwell and at the bottom you see this one single light.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He him also with me today is Tom Laird.

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Yeah that's me. He him and I am playing Flint. He him.

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And Amy More.

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Yes.

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She her. And I will be playing Gael Nighthunter, Ogla Kahnu, she they and also Thea Amastasia, she her and Tom are you really Flint? Can you even say that anymore?

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I know I feel like it's a bit misleading.

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That is what my character sheet says so that's what I say.

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Alright so we gotta go in and change Tom's character sheet so that the cast is right. Carla Max dead.

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She her playing Lipsinki Pipdiggins, also she her.

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And Kyle Claset, regular cast member.

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That's right that's me. I'm he him and I'm playing Vorunax the One-Armed also he him.

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It was an interesting title for Vorunax before this all happened but now it all makes sense.

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It makes sense now.

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I dropped it a long time ago and Russ was like maybe.

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Yeah we'll see. We'll get there. What is this Star Wars? Come on now.

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Now everybody is going to go back and listen to his like did he say it?

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Did he say it?

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I believe it. I believe anything.

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Now Russ you need to go back in, edit Shangler making some joke about him only having one arm.

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And then boom it's all tied together.

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We could probably do it. It's possible.

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Oh god we're going back and changing the cast. Don't you know that this is a really bad thing to do.

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Have you not seen any movies?

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I don't have enough time to do this. Somebody else has to do it.

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It's true.

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You know what? When you are a patron. Good segue.

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Wow. Which is definitely what we were just talking about.

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Did you know you can become a patron?

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Did you know how many things we have over on Patreon? Like how active we are on Patreon.

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How many episodes we release every single month.

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So many fucking episodes.

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On Patreon. It's a lot.

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Unreasonable actually.

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The episode we release, there's a guaranteed one more downtime over there.

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Plus the bonus show, there's at least one of those.

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And then we hang out and we talk to you in Discord.

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Get to see our silly faces in like book club.

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Do producer chats.

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Book club.

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Game time.

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I see it. I always see like cool food and like good plants.

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And cute animals.

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Pets. All kinds of stuff in the Discord.

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Yeah. There are so many things happening over on our Discord.

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And you can join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Matthew Miller.

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Thank you Matthew.

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As I feel like we've been saying at the beginning of every episode for like a year.

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Hope this isn't the one where we all die.

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Yeah.

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But if it is, Matthew, it was so wonderful for you to be here.

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For this momentous occasion.

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Also, you'll know when he's going to kill us off.

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Because he won't dedicate an episode to a patron.

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Listen folks.

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See, I'll just take it out in post.

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You'll never know.

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You're the worst.

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That's right.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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We hope to see you over there.

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And now fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Echoing sounds of footsteps move down a narrow set of stairs.

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It's dark around you.

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Magically dark.

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You can't see the hand in front of your face.

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There's the sound of dripping.

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You can hear the sounds of the people in front of you.

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For those of you in the lead.

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The echoing sounds of your crew behind you.

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And the moaning undead coming from up above.

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Where you left them.

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At the barred gate to this room of the Ecrypt.

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As you descend the stairs.

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At the barred gate to this room of the Ecrypt.

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As you descend down towards the Abyssal Jail.

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You go to take a step.

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As you've been traveling down these stairs for quite some time.

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And the step isn't there.

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You begin to fall.

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Wind rushing past you.

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This icker smell.

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Engulfing you in what feels like this humid cloud.

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Oh, humid cloud.

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Disgusting.

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No, no, human.

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Much better.

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And we cut to the forest.

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Vorunax and Lipsankey are picking themselves up.

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And just teleported out of Orcus's stronghold.

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Vorunax, you collapse.

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A rush of energy coursed through your body.

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And you lay there, groggily on the grass.

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As your eyes slowly begin to open.

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And you see Lipsankey above you.

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Vorunax, what's wrong? What's wrong?

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Vorunax, you feel where your arm was.

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And there, at this moment, having absorbed the energy of two of these

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essence of gods.

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The wound is healed over and you have this rejuvenation about you.

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You have gained 200 temporary hit points.

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Yes.

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And from the black skull, the ability to cast Blight at 9th level.

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And from the white skull, the ability to cast Moonbeam at 9th level.

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Both great.

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You look around you.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Don't thank him, you did that.

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You did that.

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You did that.

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Thank you, Kyle.

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It's true.

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Thank me.

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You look around you and the forest before you is lush and green.

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The clearing that you're in is padded down as if it is well traveled.

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Sounds of birds and crickets off in the distance are echoing through.

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Again, Lipsankey, like I said.

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Legion sworn.

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Friendship sworn.

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But please, lead the way.

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Yeah, I thought we could...

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Okay, I feel like we have two options.

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I mean, let's head into town, regardless.

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And I could use like a nap or some food or both.

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Or I'd like to maybe like deal with that situation a little bit, too.

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Referring to your, you know, stump.

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Right, right.

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And then, I mean, I know we can agree that Orcus totally sucks.

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Right?

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Like, same page.

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Absolutely.

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But I mean, we have come back in time.

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So, I mean, just maybe when you see Little Leaf, you might just consider maybe we

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could just like stay here.

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And like, no.

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Just think about it.

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Just think about it.

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Is that something...

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Do you think that we wouldn't have to worry about the future that we created

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in your timeline?

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You don't think we'd have to worry about that?

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Oh, no, we definitely have to worry about that.

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Like a hundred percent.

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But like, I feel like we left really, we were in it, the thick of it.

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And now we could just like kind of chill for a bit.

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What of the others?

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Yeah.

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Okay, I mean, just think about it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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I'll give you my opinion once I come to one.

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Okay, perfect.

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I mean, maybe let's just put a pin in it for a little bit.

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Go into Little Leaf.

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I mean, yeah.

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Get ourselves kind of taken care of and then decide when we're not emotional.

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Fair cop.

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All right.

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I look forward to seeing your hometown.

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Me too.

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It's been a while since I've been here.

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Throughout this, you begin to walk off.

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What does Lipsinki remember Little Leaf being like?

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It's just a very quaint.

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Like it is just a nice little village with a little sort of, you know,

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everybody knows each other.

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Everything is like quite well maintained and nice.

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And people take a lot of pride in their community.

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It's a bit of a little, it's sort of a shire.

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If you will, like green and nice and yeah, just a really solid community.

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Follow this path.

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And as you as you are traveling, things become more familiar to you.

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You begin to recognize carvings of trees to mark locations along the way.

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You see signs of inhabitants in the area.

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Subtle signs.

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Only things that you would notice the different bent or curved plant life that you would set up as messages or notes.

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Ways of communicating to people who are coming or ways of communicating to those in your village who are coming and going.

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And the closer you get to town, when you would expect to start to see people,

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it begins to change.

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It begins to look not quite as vibrant as where you came from.

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There's a stream that that kind of runs down and away from the direction you're walking.

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And what you remember to be a crystal clear stream now is is like very low when there's this sludge to it.

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Like it's it's been stagnant and stale for for quite some time.

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Even though you know that in this time, Lipsinkie hasn't been gone for all that long,

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with several months to maybe a year you've been traveling before we found Lipsinkie in Blackpool.

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And you come to this archway in this path.

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And the path is not as far as Vorunax is concerned, the path is not obvious.

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You're following Lipsinkie and it starts to twist and wind.

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And even at a point, you feel like you are no longer walking in any direction towards any civilization

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until Lipsinkie leads you through this grove and into this hilled region.

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And it spreads wide in the middle of this forest.

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It's surrounded by an entire grove of trees that are all drooping in now.

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There's a browning and graying to the leaves on them.

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And you see up ahead, there's a couple people, a couple gnomes moving slowly through the middle of town.

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There's a few that are hitting out mats in the street.

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It's not the vibrant bustling community that you once knew it was.

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You catch their eye. Who is it that you see? You recognize them immediately.

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They are maybe not an official in town, but someone relatively high up.

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I think I see the teacher from the school.

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So someone that everyone in town knows because we all went to the same school.

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So she's sort of an authority figure, even if not officially.

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But still, even as an adult, it's like, there she is.

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You see Johanna Rabel Bible.

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It was an all-girls Christian school.

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Could have been Ripple Depple, but I went with Rabel Bible. That's what happens.

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I was looking at Whistle Diggles, which I thought was also fun.

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Well, maybe we'll meet Whistle Diggles.

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You see Johanna Rabel Bible, and she's one of the people pushing this cart.

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This cart is overflowing with what looks like dead and decaying plant material.

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She sees you come through the arch and down towards the town.

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You're not close enough quite to hear her, what she's saying,

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but she knocks the person to her side and she lights up.

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The two of them stop what they're doing and they run towards you.

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It's a bit of an awkward distance to be running towards you

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because you're still quite a ways out.

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I assume that you also run.

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I will run, although I feel like the lip-synchy that's running

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is the one that has traveled back in time.

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If it was current timeline lip-synchy who had only been gone for like,

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they didn't really have this relationship, but she's been gone.

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00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,720
She's delighted, so lip-synchy absolutely is like, oh my goodness,

244
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,720
so happy and running, best she can.

245
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,720
Just feeling a little rough.

246
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:11,720
The camera zooms out and we slowly see these two people running towards each other.

247
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:19,720
Varnak slowly trailing behind until finally you meet in Johanna,

248
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,720
even though you didn't necessarily have this relationship,

249
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,720
embraces you in this huge hug and pulls you back and looks at you and says,

250
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,720
it's so lovely to see you.

251
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,720
You look like you've been through so much.

252
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,720
You haven't been gone that long.

253
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,720
Are you okay?

254
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:40,720
Oh, it's so nice to see you too.

255
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720
Hmm.

256
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:46,720
Yes, I'm okay.

257
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,720
It's complicated.

258
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,720
That's the short version.

259
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,720
How are you?

260
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:59,720
Things around here seem different than I remember.

261
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:06,720
She looks over your shoulder to Varnaks and says, is he, are they with you?

262
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:11,720
Oh, this is my very best friend in the whole wide world, Varnaks.

263
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,720
Hello?

264
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:18,720
Varnaks, this is my teacher, Ms. Rabblebible.

265
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,720
Ms. Rabblebible, nice to meet you.

266
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,720
You educated quite a pupil from what I know.

267
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,720
Oh, thank you, thank you.

268
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,720
Yes, come in.

269
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,720
Well, let's talk.

270
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:37,720
She leads you down into the village and to the schoolhouse.

271
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:44,720
We cut back to the echoing sound of wind rushing past you.

272
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,720
Yes.

273
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720
I have a question.

274
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,720
So, fuck time.

275
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:55,720
So, this lip-synchy, the one that Carl is currently playing,

276
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,720
is the lip-synchy from the future, right?

277
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,720
So wouldn't she look 10 years older?

278
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,720
Like, 100%.

279
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,720
I didn't want to say you look tired, but like...

280
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,720
Oh, yeah.

281
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,720
You look tired.

282
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,720
Yeah, it's been...

283
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,720
You look, are you okay?

284
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,720
Been doing hard living.

285
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,720
Yeah.

286
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720
You've been sleeping, girl.

287
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,720
You use a night cream?

288
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,720
Johanna has some class and is like, are you okay?

289
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:28,720
Also, you know, with the Rabblebible, she cried more, more, more.

290
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,720
That's all I can do.

291
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:36,720
So, the mayor in your town is Billy Idol, okay?

292
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,720
Oh, man.

293
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,720
I can't not now sing Rabble Yell.

294
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,720
It's just Rabblebible.

295
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,720
I like it.

296
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,720
Alright.

297
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,720
Sorry, as you were, the wind whipping past us.

298
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,720
The humid cloud, the humid...

299
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,720
Yeah, don't worry about it.

300
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,720
It's happening.

301
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720
Gross.

302
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:19,720
You expect to land with a thud, and you begin to...

303
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:24,720
You feel your body touch ground, but begin to slide.

304
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,720
And you're moving through this spiral slide, moving down,

305
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,720
and it's getting wetter the longer you go.

306
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,720
And the texture begins to pick up.

307
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,720
Like, there's this gravelly feeling.

308
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,720
Until you begin to feel it pull back.

309
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,720
And you hear this loud growl behind you.

310
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,720
Everybody make a dexterity saving throw at disadvantage.

311
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Okay.

312
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,720
It's a good start.

313
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,720
Okay, Night Hunter rolled a five and then a one.

314
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,720
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

315
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,720
Oh, but she's got a plus four, so that's five.

316
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,720
Guacamole.

317
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:18,720
Ooh, no, rolled a six and a 12, so a six.

318
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,720
And Thea.

319
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,720
Wow, my rolls are really shitty today.

320
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,720
Oh, I just rolled a nat 20.

321
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,720
Yeah, don't worry about that.

322
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,720
And a 17.

323
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,720
Thea is not a stranger to the slip and slide,

324
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,720
let's just say.

325
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,720
Fair.

326
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,720
Sorry, Tom, for Bort.

327
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,720
15.

328
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Grancis, Night Hunter, and Guacamole,

329
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,720
you feel this rush of wind tear past you.

330
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:54,720
As these clamping jaws close down around you,

331
00:21:54,720 --> 00:22:00,720
you find yourselves inside the mouth of some huge beast.

332
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,720
Thea and Bort, this slide that you're moving down,

333
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,720
whips out from underneath you,

334
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,720
and you find yourselves hurtling through this space,

335
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:15,720
and you land down hard on the ground.

336
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:21,720
And you're going to take 17 bludgeoning damage

337
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:27,720
as you try and come to some light around you.

338
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,720
You don't know where it's coming from exactly,

339
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,720
but it begins to illuminate the space.

340
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:37,720
You see these huge feet before you.

341
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,720
You look up and up and up,

342
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:47,720
and before you is a flesh-rotten

343
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,720
terrasque.

344
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,720
What do you want to deal with first,

345
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,720
inside the mouth or outside the mouth?

346
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,720
Inside the mouth,

347
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,720
because it's mostly me and Grancis, right?

348
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720
It's Night Hunter and it's...

349
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,720
Night Hunter, Guacamole, and Grancis.

350
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,720
Ah, the dream team.

351
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,720
What a crew.

352
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,720
Gile,

353
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,720
Guacamole, and Grancis.

354
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720
It's the G-Team.

355
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,720
Finally, it's the G-Team.

356
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,720
The G-Team.

357
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,720
Oh, shit.

358
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,720
This is not good.

359
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720
No, this is not good.

360
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,720
All right, I'm going to blast it.

361
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720
Ready?

362
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720
Cover your ears.

363
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720
Yes, all right.

364
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,720
Hold on to your butts.

365
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,720
Let's forth this lightning blast

366
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,720
inside the mouth of this creature,

367
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,720
and from outside,

368
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,720
Port and Thea,

369
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,720
you see these lightning crackle

370
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,720
through its giant teeth,

371
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,720
illuminating what looks like this

372
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,720
caved-in skull,

373
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,720
as it screeches this hideous,

374
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,720
guttural screech,

375
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,720
as you can now see this lightning

376
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,720
extending down its throat,

377
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,720
and its throat is completely torn out.

378
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,720
Its mouth opens wide

379
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,720
and spits Grancis, Nighthunter,

380
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,720
and Guacamole out and down towards you.

381
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,720
You all fall.

382
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,720
Guacamole flaps her wings.

383
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,720
Guacamole flaps her wings.

384
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,720
They're covered, but she still manages.

385
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,720
I'm sure she can soften her fall.

386
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,720
That's right.

387
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,720
You're going to take 12 bludgeoning damage

388
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,720
as you hit the ground beside everybody.

389
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,720
As it's rearing back

390
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,720
and scratching at the ground around itself,

391
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,720
what do you do?

392
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,720
You look around,

393
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,720
and there are hallways everywhere.

394
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:36,720
It is like nothing that you,

395
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,720
specifically your characters,

396
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,720
have ever seen.

397
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,720
Whoa, Grancis.

398
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,720
That was awesome, old man.

399
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,720
His moves.

400
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Yeah, I know.

401
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,720
Learn that one down in the abyss here.

402
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,720
That's Leonard.

403
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,720
He's the Tarasque who guards this place.

404
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,720
He doesn't let anybody in or out

405
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,720
through the front gate,

406
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,720
so we're lucky to have made it this far.

407
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,720
Well, that is fantastic.

408
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,720
There, you always say Grancis

409
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,720
is useless, cannot do anything.

410
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,720
What did you say about pancakes?

411
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720
Nothing about his pancakes.

412
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,720
Nothing, nothing about his pancakes.

413
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,720
So, options.

414
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,720
Shall we just choose one and go, Grancis?

415
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,720
Do you know where to go?

416
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,720
And your pancakes are delicious.

417
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,720
Thank you.

418
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,720
Everybody loves them,

419
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,720
especially down here,

420
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,720
where they're cooked up with tiny imps

421
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,720
and little bits of fairy beans.

422
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720
We don't have time for this.

423
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,720
Right, yeah, no, let's go this way,

424
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,720
and he just starts running off

425
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,720
down towards the hallway.

426
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,720
Hustle.

427
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,720
You hear the sound,

428
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720
long, moving footsteps hit the ground,

429
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,720
and everything shakes around you.

430
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:51,720
You hear these growling and snarling calls

431
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,720
coming from down in different ways,

432
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,720
and you're following Grancis,

433
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,720
and you see up ahead in the hallway

434
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,720
that he's running towards

435
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,720
is there's a dim light

436
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,720
down at the end of this long corridor.

437
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,720
Is it a shimmering light?

438
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,720
It is a dim, shimmering light.

439
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,720
Up ahead in the distance,

440
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,720
we saw a shimmering light?

441
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,720
I see a shimmering light, yeah.

442
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,720
Okay.

443
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,720
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

444
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,720
Well, it depends.

445
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,720
What a good thing or a bad thing?

446
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,720
The light we're running toward.

447
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,720
Oh, well, that means you can see a little better.

448
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,720
It's probably pretty good.

449
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,720
I don't know how to respond to that.

450
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,720
You continue forward.

451
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,720
You continue forward

452
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:32,720
until the light begins to become bright enough

453
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,720
to see the hallway well enough around you,

454
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:42,720
and it appears to be like rib cages

455
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,720
all strung together.

456
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,720
You can see through them,

457
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,720
and there are what look like

458
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,720
decaying organs on the insides of these walls.

459
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Thea, as you're running by,

460
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,720
a hand shoots out towards you.

461
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,720
I want to instinctively, like,

462
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,720
just karate chop at it, huh?

463
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,720
Make a sanity check

464
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,720
before you try and karate chop.

465
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:16,720
I'm going to roll for karate chop.

466
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,720
Okay.

467
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,720
12.

468
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,720
Well, you don't stumble back,

469
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,720
and yeah, you can karate chop at it.

470
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Yeah, I want to chop at it.

471
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,720
I don't want to just grab me, so it's like...

472
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Yeah, it shoots out towards you.

473
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,720
You chop it back, and it falls to the ground,

474
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,720
and it begins, like, moving its fingers

475
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,720
and crawling towards you, dragging this long stump.

476
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,720
You make it down this hallway

477
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,720
as more of these arms are shooting out,

478
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,720
and behind them, you see these faces,

479
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,720
like, these gaunt, ghoulish faces.

480
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,720
Just don't look at them.

481
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,720
Everybody keep your eyes forward,

482
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720
and we'll make it towards this light,

483
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:59,720
and maybe, just maybe, Jared will be there.

484
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,720
Why shouldn't we look at them?

485
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,720
Well, if they look at them,

486
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,720
then they can control you,

487
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,720
and then you get stuck in the hallway,

488
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,720
and then they absorb you into the hallway.

489
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,720
Naturally.

490
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720
Naturally.

491
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Keep your eyes down, you guys.

492
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,720
Guacamelee, don't look at them.

493
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,720
You're tearing forward

494
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,720
as these arms are shooting out towards you.

495
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,720
You hear the call of the Tarasque echoing behind you,

496
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,720
and you make it to this lantern,

497
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,720
a singular lantern that's giving off this light

498
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,720
that it seems too dim to be giving off

499
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,720
the light that you've been following,

500
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,720
and standing beneath the lantern

501
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,720
is this figure who you can't quite make out

502
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,720
until you come closer.

503
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,720
It could be this cat-like figure,

504
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,720
or a pineapple,

505
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,720
or a giant blueberry.

506
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,720
It's almost like it can't find its shape

507
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,720
until you come close enough,

508
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,720
and then it's this small man,

509
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,720
looks like a human,

510
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,720
who's wearing just shorts above the knees

511
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,720
and suspenders and this tan-collared shirt,

512
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,720
and he looks up at you,

513
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,720
and he says,

514
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,720
Grants, you're not supposed to be out right now.

515
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,720
Oh, sorry.

516
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,720
Which way should I go?

517
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,720
Well, it's probably time

518
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,720
to put you back in your crate here.

519
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,720
We're gonna...

520
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,720
You got some friends, too.

521
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,720
Great. All right.

522
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,720
Everybody come along with me.

523
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,720
I'm Jared.

524
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,720
I'll be your guide

525
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,720
through this...

526
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,720
We didn't have you scheduled.

527
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,720
That's fine.

528
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,720
Well, I'll be your guide,

529
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,720
and just get you back to where you belong.

530
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,720
Everybody come along.

531
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,720
He begins to walk off down to the left.

532
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,720
Thank you, Jared.

533
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,720
That's so kind of you.

534
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,720
Come on, you guys.

535
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,720
Let's go.

536
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,720
Oh, don't say anything about it.

537
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,720
All right.

538
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,720
We're gonna walk along here.

539
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,720
Everybody keep your hands and arms

540
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,720
inside the vehicle at all times,

541
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,720
and just watch out for the falling.

542
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,720
Everybody make a dexterity saving throw.

543
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,720
Well, Thea rolled an eight.

544
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,720
Ooh, 18.

545
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:10,720
Night Hunter rolled a nine.

546
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,720
Crushing it, Amy.

547
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720
Mm-hmm.

548
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,720
And, oh, well,

549
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,720
Guacamole rolled a 17.

550
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,720
Thea and Night Hunter,

551
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,720
sandbags fall down.

552
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,720
Everybody, sandbags fall down,

553
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720
but they specifically hit

554
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,720
the two of you on the head.

555
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,720
You're gonna take five bludgeoning damage

556
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,720
as you feel your neck compress

557
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,720
as they hit you.

558
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,720
I said, watch out for them.

559
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,720
Ow.

560
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,720
Oh, my God.

561
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,720
That's unsafe.

562
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,720
Well.

563
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,720
Why are there sandbags?

564
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,720
Good question.

565
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,720
It's to keep people from, you know,

566
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,720
getting too far.

567
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,720
Some of them, they just start

568
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,720
to drift away at this point.

569
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,720
So they can grab a sandbag,

570
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,720
and it weighs them down.

571
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,720
And by grab, I mean be

572
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,720
I mean be spinally compressed.

573
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,720
Noted.

574
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,720
All right, so we got,

575
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,720
as you've seen here,

576
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,720
is this some of your

577
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,720
first times down in the abyss?

578
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,720
Yes.

579
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,720
Yeah, yeah.

580
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720
Great, great, great, great, great.

581
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,720
I'm Jared, like I said.

582
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,720
So on the left here,

583
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,720
we've got the big baddies.

584
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,720
You don't want to go down there

585
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,720
too often if you mix up with them.

586
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Well, when they kill you,

587
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,720
they kill you.

588
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,720
And we're not ready for that yet, are we?

589
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,720
Big baddies, like they are

590
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,720
bad prisoners down here.

591
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

592
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,720
They are also trapped.

593
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,720
They are trapped here, yes, yes.

594
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,720
Work has said that, you know,

595
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,720
we don't want Demogorgon out anymore.

596
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,720
So he managed to get him

597
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,720
all locked away.

598
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,720
And there's some big beasts

599
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,720
that haven't yet turned into undead.

600
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,720
So we keep them all down there.

601
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,720
Up and to the right,

602
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,720
we've got the traitors,

603
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,720
traitors to Orcus,

604
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,720
those who have followed him

605
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,720
and then been turncoded.

606
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720
They all live down there.

607
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,720
And up here is where we keep our Grancises.

608
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,720
Grancises?

609
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,720
Yeah, multiple.

610
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,720
Plural?

611
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,720
Yeah, that's where...

612
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,720
Many Grancis.

613
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,720
Many grancci.

614
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
Yep, yep.

615
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720
Grancises, grancci.

616
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,720
Yep, that's where they all end up.

617
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720
What, why?

618
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,720
Well, because we found Grancis

619
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,720
is they are travelers

620
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,720
and we like to keep them all in one place

621
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,720
because they are dangerous to, well, Orcus.

622
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,720
So we're going to get Grancis back here

623
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,720
and then, you know, wherever you want to be.

624
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,720
So Grancis, come along, come along.

625
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,720
Oh yeah, sure, sure.

626
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,720
Back in, back in the prison.

627
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,720
Here we go.

628
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,720
Grancises is following him.

629
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,720
You just wait out here, okay?

630
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,720
Uh-huh, yep, for sure.

631
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,720
He leads Grancis through this door, you open it,

632
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,720
and you hear inside...

633
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,720
Oh, I know those sleepy sounds anywhere.

634
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,720
Okay, he's gone.

635
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,720
We should definitely go back to the traitors, yes?

636
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,720
And then maybe Demogorgon.

637
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,720
That sounds like fun.

638
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,720
We want big beasts.

639
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,720
Yeah, I don't know about the big beasts,

640
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,720
but yeah, probably the traitors would be good.

641
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,720
Yeah, let's go.

642
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,720
All of you begin to move,

643
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,720
and you trip and fall on your face,

644
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,720
and you hear this rattling chain sound.

645
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,720
You look down, and you are anchored to the ground.

646
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,720
Are you fucking kidding?

647
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,720
Middle!

648
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,720
There it is!

649
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,720
That was it, that was it.

650
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,720
Wow, what we removed was the eight minutes

651
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,720
of struggling to think of what music was

652
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,720
before we screamed middle.

653
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,720
Welcome to it, everybody!

654
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,720
You made it.

655
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,720
You made it.

656
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720
You're here.

657
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,720
How are you liking this episode?

658
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,720
We can't listen to your answers, but...

659
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,720
Do scream it aloud wherever you want.

660
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,720
Yeah, scream at the person beside you

661
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,720
that you are loving this episode right now.

662
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720
God, I hope someone's on a bus.

663
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,720
Maybe record it and send it to us,

664
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,720
because that could be fun.

665
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,720
I'd like to see that.

666
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,720
This is our social media takeover

667
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,720
where we scare people in public.

668
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,720
I approve, yes.

669
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720
Let's get aggressive.

670
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720
Why did you do that?

671
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,720
Well, it's because the podcast people told me to.

672
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,720
They said, and then I did it.

673
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:20,720
If you don't do that, though,

674
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,720
you should come join us at our live show.

675
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:27,720
Patrons get exclusive access and invites

676
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,720
to a live improv show that we're throwing

677
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,720
at the end of June.

678
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,720
And it's going to be so good,

679
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,720
because Kyle Claset's going to be there.

680
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,720
Regular cast member Kyle Claset?

681
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,720
Regular cast member Kyle Claset

682
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,720
is going to be there, and he's a hoot.

683
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720
And our patrons are a hoot.

684
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720
Thank God, right?

685
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,720
Because we can just let them carry us

686
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,720
the whole time, and it's amazing.

687
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,720
Thanks, guys.

688
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,720
It is like being at an improv,

689
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,720
because we don't do anything beforehand,

690
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,720
and we just really rely on everyone

691
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,720
just throwing out things in the chat.

692
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,720
And it's fantastic.

693
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,720
We just rely on where the jokes gods

694
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,720
kind of take us, you know, in the moment.

695
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,720
Yeah, could get really scary.

696
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,720
Could get weird.

697
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:11,720
Could get weird.

698
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,720
I mean, almost certainly, it's going to be weird.

699
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,720
Like 99.999999999 weird.

700
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,720
Yeah.

701
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,720
So get weird with us.

702
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720
Get weird with us.

703
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,720
Varying degrees of weird.

704
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,720
And you should come join us

705
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,720
at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast.

706
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,720
June 27th is the date of the live show.

707
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,720
As mentioned, Kyle will be there,

708
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,720
and it's going to be a blast.

709
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:31,720
All of us will be there too.

710
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,720
Tom, who's sitting quietly in the corner

711
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720
refusing to speak right now.

712
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,720
He's just staring at us

713
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,720
like quite intently right now.

714
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,720
He's not, yeah.

715
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,720
Come on, Tom.

716
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,720
Blink twice if you've been kidnapped or something.

717
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,720
Yeah, no, he's, he's, he's fine.

718
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,720
Actually, oh, it's a cardboard cutout that he's put on himself.

719
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,720
I haven't seen him blink in minutes.

720
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,720
Okay, that makes more sense.

721
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,720
So, what you can do is go to Patreon.com slash DumbDragoncast

722
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,720
and then Tom will remove the cardboard cutout

723
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:58,720
and come join us for all of the following recordings.

724
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,720
But it's dependent upon you joining us

725
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,720
that Tom returns to the show.

726
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:04,720
Bring back Tom.

727
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,720
Bring back Tom, yeah.

728
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,720
Hashtag, hashtag bring back Tom.

729
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,720
Live show, June 27th. Okay, bye.

730
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,720
Bye. Love you, bye.

731
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,720
We cut back to the Shire.

732
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:24,720
And so you traveled through time

733
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,720
to save the world.

734
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,720
As I mentioned, it's been getting bad here.

735
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,720
Like things, right after you left, it started to kind of turn

736
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,720
and it was hard to grow crops

737
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,720
and hard to keep, hard to keep people healthy.

738
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,720
We've lost several people in the last few months.

739
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:51,720
Yeah, it gets pretty bad all over.

740
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,720
I don't want to spoil the future for you, but.

741
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,720
It gets no better than this.

742
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:05,720
It's, it's, it's, it certainly gets worse.

743
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:07,720
Great.

744
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:13,720
So, but like I said, we traveled in time

745
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,720
so that we could like, you know, save the world.

746
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,720
So it's probably going to be fine for you.

747
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,720
Yeah, no, you're here to save, here to save everybody.

748
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:25,720
It sounds like, sounds like you really have it all under control.

749
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:30,720
Yeah, yeah, we definitely have a really great crew

750
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:35,720
and everything is totally under control.

751
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:51,720
Yeah, except, I wonder if Maeve, the healer, is still around

752
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:55,720
because my friend Vorunax, you may have noticed he has sort of a fresh wound.

753
00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:00,720
That arm kind of just came off and I'm pretty beat.

754
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:08,720
We could, we would really, really love to kind of get, get back in fight and shape

755
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:15,720
because I think we have to go back kind of right away.

756
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,720
Right.

757
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,720
Right, Vorunax?

758
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:30,720
Yes, to, to be honest, I, I think it's the, I think it's the right thing to do.

759
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,720
You got a real, you got a real stick on that word there, don't you?

760
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,720
It's, it's a hard one.

761
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,720
Yeah, no, yeah, come back after you're done saving the world.

762
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,720
We can help you with those hours.

763
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720
Appreciate it.

764
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:46,720
Yeah, I actually used to have a little bit of a stammer

765
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:52,720
but she, she helped me with that so, yeah, but if you could, I think,

766
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:59,720
and I'm sort of obviously, you know, looking significantly at Vorunax, like, okay.

767
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:03,720
Obviously things are already going terribly, so.

768
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:10,720
Is there any way anyone here could help us just scoot back to the abyss real quick or?

769
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,720
What do you mean scoot back to the abyss?

770
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:21,720
Like, just like, you know, the train has been out for a little while.

771
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,720
But no, that's a joke.

772
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,720
That's a joke.

773
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:24,720
Trains don't exist in this world.

774
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,720
I was about to say they're actually boats.

775
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,720
Yeah, that's fair.

776
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:33,720
It's a little in-joke, you know, a little ribbon.

777
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,720
Yeah, well, let's go see Maeve.

778
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:41,720
And then, and then we can see what the, what's the shaman's name?

779
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:49,720
Shaman, shaman, Hess's Saddle Poddle.

780
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,720
Yep.

781
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:58,720
I like the difference between characters I name and characters' rest names.

782
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:04,720
Maeve, Hess's Saddle Poddle.

783
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,720
One's reasonable.

784
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:11,720
A Saddle Poddle.

785
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:16,720
Ah, yes, I will not give people normal names.

786
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:30,720
Yeah, let's head down to the, let's head down to the pool and we'll get Maeve to heal you up and then we'll go talk to Hessus and see about getting you back to the abyss, I guess.

787
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:48,720
Yeah, and Lipsinki, if anything goes awry, I was learning how to create a portal to the abyss that I was supposed to use in Blackpool, so maybe I can cobble something together with the shaman if they don't have a direct line.

788
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:54,720
Oh, I mean, of course, of course you were getting all ready for Blackpool.

789
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,720
Yeah.

790
00:40:55,720 --> 00:41:02,720
Timelines are confusing, honestly, I still feel like I've known you for much longer than I've known the you that you are.

791
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:03,720
Right.

792
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,720
Yeah.

793
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:15,720
You two talk funny and Maeve begins to walk out of the room and you follow her down to the pool and as you enter, you pick up mid-conversation.

794
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:21,720
So are portals one-armed rituals or two-armed rituals?

795
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:25,720
Oh, well, it's more like multiple bodies rituals.

796
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,720
Oh, so multiple arms, yeah.

797
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:35,720
You could use multiple arms if you have enough to equate to the weight of five human adults.

798
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:44,720
All arms? As long as it equals out, you know, I think it works that way. I don't know, I didn't, I only finished the primer.

799
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,720
Well, if you're looking for weekend work, we're always looking for people to come teach different things on the weekends.

800
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:57,720
Sometimes an evening class, you know, just longevity, long-term thinking, you know, looking for a different career.

801
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,720
Who could have you?

802
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,720
I could stick around and give you a hand.

803
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,720
Yeah, good one.

804
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:12,720
You know, maybe we send you to the artificer, see if, I don't know how long you got to stick around, but it's okay, it's okay.

805
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:20,720
You enter the healing pool, which is a subterranean area that Maeve has led you down, Lipsinki, you know it well.

806
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:32,720
But as you enter, there are several people who are looking ill, the sound of coughing and people huddled near the pool and under blankets.

807
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:37,720
The shimmer isn't there anymore. Not as much.

808
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:46,720
Not as much. There's still a Glimer of shimmer, but not the shimmer that you remember some time before.

809
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,720
The shimmer's a bit dimmer.

810
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,720
The shimmer's a bit dimmer. Yeah, exactly, exactly.

811
00:42:50,720 --> 00:43:02,720
You see Maeve running around from person to person, and Johanna calls them over and says, Maeve, Maeve, when you got a second here,

812
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:07,720
Lipsinki's back and she brought a friend and they need a little healing because they're going to save the world.

813
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,720
Yeah, just one second.

814
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:15,720
And after a moment, she comes over and she gets the full rundown.

815
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:20,720
Okay, so the pool hasn't been healing the best.

816
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:33,720
I've been kind of sparing it a little bit, but if this is true and you're going to go see Hestus after and save the world,

817
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,720
I mean, climb in.

818
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:38,720
The water's okay.

819
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,720
It's not going to make you sicker or anything.

820
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,720
Lipsinki, this is your people's pool.

821
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:55,720
You should if you need to, but your people seem to need this.

822
00:43:55,720 --> 00:44:02,720
And if missing an arm is the weight I have to bear, then so be it.

823
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:06,720
Oh yeah, it's not going to give you your arm back there.

824
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:10,720
I wouldn't assume so. Otherwise, I feel fine.

825
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,720
Do you mind if I try something on one of your patients?

826
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,720
Please, are you a healer?

827
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:23,720
Slightly, kind of. Mostly fighting, but I have a way.

828
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,720
Maeve and Johanna kind of huddled back.

829
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:29,720
He's like, he's going to teach a weekend class, too.

830
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:36,720
I just give him a thumbs up and a wry smile and I walk over to the nearest sick looking person.

831
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:43,720
I use Lay on Hands and I'm going to expend 5 HP to cure a disease or neutralize a poison.

832
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,720
You walk over to a person.

833
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:50,720
They're coughing and they're hesitant to see you walk over,

834
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:55,720
but they're reassured by Johanna and Maeve around you.

835
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,720
Energy from your body transfers into theirs,

836
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:03,720
and you see the color begin to come back into their body,

837
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:08,720
and lights up their cheeks and their coughing slows.

838
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:14,720
They look up to you and say, thank you. I think I'm feeling better.

839
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:20,720
Whether this is permanent remains to be seen, hopefully. Your health remains.

840
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:28,720
Maeve behind you says, you can't do that for everybody. You know that, right?

841
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:33,720
I know. I just wanted to make sure if things come down to it,

842
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:38,720
I could come back and help in some way, shape or form.

843
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:46,720
Or say, Maeve, if you fall ill, this town needs you to keep doing what you're doing.

844
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,720
And if I can keep you doing that, then I will.

845
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,720
Okay.

846
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,720
While I'm here.

847
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:59,720
Lipsankey, you look like you need some assistance.

848
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:02,720
Yeah, I know. Two things.

849
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:06,720
I am looking quite rough and feeling quite rough,

850
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:10,720
so I am going to have to take a little dip in the pool.

851
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,720
You look great.

852
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:15,720
No, but I should, you know, time travel and so I'm actually 10 years.

853
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,720
This isn't all, it doesn't matter. I'm just being vain.

854
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,720
I always kind of had a crush on you, Maeve.

855
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:26,720
Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm just going to enter the pool.

856
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:31,720
If not now, if not tell Maeve now, you have a crush on her. When?

857
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:38,720
Maeve is startled, but not thrown from her role in this manner.

858
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,720
She's a real pro.

859
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,720
Happens every day.

860
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:45,720
Probably happens all the time. A lot of transference with the healer.

861
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:51,720
She climbs in with you and lays you back in the water

862
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:56,720
and Vorunax and everybody else watching around.

863
00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:01,720
You see Maeve begin to swirl the water around Lipsankey.

864
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,720
It's like lapping up on the side of her body

865
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:09,720
and the light that is emanating from the pool,

866
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:13,720
you see it absorbing into her.

867
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:19,720
It's getting dimmer in the pool and Lipsankey's wounds are healing

868
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:23,720
and the dried blood around is washing away

869
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:30,720
and underneath the cuts and bruises are washing away with them.

870
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:36,720
After a moment in the pool, Maeve corrects you.

871
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:39,720
I think that's all that we can do.

872
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:44,720
As you look down, the pool's gone dark.

873
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:49,720
If what you say is true and you can go back,

874
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:54,720
hopefully Hesse's can help,

875
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,720
you need to do what you can to fix this

876
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:02,720
because we're just slowly eking it away.

877
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,720
Yeah, yeah. And thank you and also, I'm sorry.

878
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,720
No, I mean, look at all these people needed it

879
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:16,720
and I feel very selfish for taking what you could give.

880
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,720
You disappeared in the night.

881
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:24,720
We were terrified that something had happened to you.

882
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:29,720
You came back and you're different now.

883
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,720
You're not the same as you were when you left.

884
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,720
You were scared and you were troubled

885
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,720
and we wanted to help you,

886
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:43,720
but nothing we could do seemed to help you.

887
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,720
It seems that you've helped yourself

888
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:52,720
in whatever you have done over the last 10 years, you say.

889
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,720
And I hope that that and your friend

890
00:48:54,720 --> 00:49:03,720
who's so kind with his time and efforts,

891
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:09,720
we will hope and pray that you can

892
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:13,720
bring the light back to the village.

893
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:19,720
Yeah, I mean, we're gonna do absolutely everything we can

894
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:24,720
and I mean, odds are we'll probably save the world, right?

895
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:29,720
Can't be that hard. We've got, like, quite a few people helping, so...

896
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,720
We already survived round one.

897
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,720
Yes, you're so right.

898
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,720
So, yeah, I don't...

899
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,720
I can't stand to see Little Leaf looking like this,

900
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,720
so we're gonna do our best.

901
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,720
Darn tootin'.

902
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,720
Darn tootin'.

903
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:47,720
I do swear and Little Leaf doesn't seem

904
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,720
like the place to blast off of Sinities.

905
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,720
Let it fly. You know, we've all been through...

906
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:54,720
We've all been through a lot there, dear.

907
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:58,720
And if you've got to let it out, you let it out.

908
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,720
I'll keep that in mind for future exuberant outcries.

909
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:03,720
If you save the world, though,

910
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:04,720
and you come back and everything's fine,

911
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,720
no, you've got to lock that down.

912
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,720
But right now, right now...

913
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:08,720
Well, shit.

914
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,720
Yeah. See, there you go. See, that's okay.

915
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,720
We're still in the clear.

916
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:13,720
I'll get my one in.

917
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:17,720
Maeve gives you a hug in the pool.

918
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:26,720
We cut back down to the abyss.

919
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:31,720
You all hit the ground as you look back,

920
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:35,720
and there you're shackled to the space that you were in.

921
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:39,720
And the door opens where Jared had led Grants us in.

922
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,720
Says, where do you think you're going?

923
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,720
No, no, no, no, no.

924
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:46,720
You've got to go see the big boss.

925
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,720
What big boss is this? Demogorgon?

926
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,720
No, Demogorgon's not the boss here.

927
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,720
He was the boss a little further down,

928
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:55,720
but then Orcus got a little bit more power

929
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:59,720
and was like, hey, Demogorgon, come on in.

930
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,720
Is he making fun of my voice?

931
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,720
I mean, it's entirely possible.

932
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,720
Very rude.

933
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:09,720
The chains begin to pull at your leg,

934
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,720
and you see them being pulled into the ground

935
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,720
with you attached to them.

936
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,720
Night Hunter wants to, like, pull back,

937
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,720
like, strength test this bitch.

938
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,720
Okay, roll a strength test.

939
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,720
Come on.

940
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,720
How about a 28?

941
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,720
How about a 28?

942
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,720
How about it?

943
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,720
What do you say to that?

944
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:35,720
I'd say legendary resistance of Orcus' whole everything.

945
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,720
Oh, no.

946
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,720
Legendary chain resistance.

947
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,720
Oh, sure.

948
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:40,720
Yeah.

949
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:47,720
You pull back and you slow the suction of this chain

950
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:48,720
into the ground.

951
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:52,720
Everybody else is, and by everybody else I mean Bort

952
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,720
and Gwakamoli at this, or Thea there too, right?

953
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:56,720
Yeah.

954
00:51:56,720 --> 00:52:00,720
Bort and Thea and Gwakamoli are all still being pulled down

955
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,720
and the space around the chain begins to open up around them.

956
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,720
Night Hunter, you're pulling,

957
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:09,720
and then the ground where your feet are begins to open up,

958
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,720
and your feet are on either side of this cavern

959
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,720
that is opening up below you,

960
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:20,720
and you see this chain as everybody else is not doing anything

961
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:25,720
and falling down into it.

962
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,720
You're straddling this and Jared's looking at you.

963
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,720
He's like, why are you fighting?

964
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720
All your friends are down there.

965
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,720
You just want to stay here by yourself?

966
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:36,720
It is the principle of the thing.

967
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,720
Okay.

968
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,720
I'm sorry if I made fun of your voice.

969
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,720
It was not my intent.

970
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,720
It was very hurtful.

971
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,720
I apologize.

972
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,720
Would you like to go down or would you like to stay here?

973
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:50,720
I could find you a nice place to rest.

974
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,720
We have...

975
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,720
Can you put me in with Grancises?

976
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:57,720
Multiple Grancises sounds terrifying,

977
00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,720
and I just feel like I have to see.

978
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,720
Sure, sure, sure.

979
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:02,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

980
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,720
Okay, come on in.

981
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,720
And he opens the door,

982
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,720
and like the chain that was in the ground,

983
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:11,720
you feel it suddenly loose and is now in his hand.

984
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,720
He's like, come on.

985
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:13,720
Yeah, come on.

986
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,720
I'm sorry.

987
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,720
I'll try not to trip you.

988
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,720
I'll walk just a little slow.

989
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:19,720
And you enter, and there are...

990
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,720
How many do we want?

991
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:23,720
How many do we want, Russ?

992
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:24,720
Probably lots.

993
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:25,720
There could be so many.

994
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:26,720
I would think lots.

995
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,720
Probably like...

996
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,720
100, at least.

997
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,720
100?

998
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,720
Yeah.

999
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,720
Fuck.

1000
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,720
Well, I mean, this is hell,

1001
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,720
so just picturing the worst thing I could possibly imagine.

1002
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,720
There are rows and rows

1003
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:46,720
that extend down this long crypt before you

1004
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:49,720
of cells, and you hear

1005
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,720
the calls and the snores and the cries

1006
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:57,720
and the hollers of multiple Grancis.

1007
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,720
As well, we've got yours right down at the end here.

1008
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,720
You begin walking past all these cells,

1009
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,720
and they're in various states.

1010
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:05,720
Some of them are sleeping.

1011
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,720
Some of them are hanged.

1012
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:10,720
Some of them are spread end-to-end.

1013
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:14,720
Some of them appear in pieces in different areas.

1014
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,720
Some of them are just sitting,

1015
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,720
huddled in the middle of this cell,

1016
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,720
rocking back and forth.

1017
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,720
One is making pancakes,

1018
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:26,720
but inside of the pancakes are blistering eyeballs

1019
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,720
that are crawling out of those eyeballs,

1020
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,720
are tiny Grancis.

1021
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,720
It says right here, down at the end,

1022
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,720
yeah, I won't take you too much farther.

1023
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,720
There's many more happening.

1024
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,720
Yeah, I've got the steamroller coming up

1025
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,720
in just a little bit, but we'll get you in here.

1026
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,720
I'll turn off the Grancis settings.

1027
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,720
So just until you're initiated,

1028
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,720
we don't want to just throw you right in.

1029
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,720
He's been here for quite some time.

1030
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,720
So in you go.

1031
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
Thank you.

1032
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,720
This is sufficiently terrifying.

1033
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,720
Absolutely.

1034
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,720
I feel like you are having the time of your life.

1035
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,720
You know, I never thought that it would be like this.

1036
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:02,720
It's different.

1037
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,720
Yeah, no.

1038
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,720
I'll take your weapon, please.

1039
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,720
Oh, no.

1040
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,720
You know what?

1041
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,720
It means so much to me.

1042
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:13,720
And here in Abyss, I cannot use it, yes?

1043
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,720
Yeah, true.

1044
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,720
In you go.

1045
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,720
She goes in.

1046
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,720
She's all crazy at this point, though, guys.

1047
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:21,720
I'd like to remind you.

1048
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,720
She's lost many sanity points.

1049
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,720
So...

1050
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:27,720
All right, yeah.

1051
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:30,720
You enter, the chain looses,

1052
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,720
and the door slams shut behind you.

1053
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:36,720
And in this cell is a singular cot

1054
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,720
that is made nice and proper.

1055
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,720
There is a bucket in the corner.

1056
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,720
And there are bars that appear to be windows,

1057
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,720
but you look out them,

1058
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,720
and there is nothing but the blackness

1059
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,720
of the abyssal void.

1060
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,720
Make a sanity roll.

1061
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:00,720
There ain't much left to lose, folks.

1062
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,720
I'm really hoping for a night hunter,

1063
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,720
a union leader for the Grandsai.

1064
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:07,720
Right?

1065
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:09,720
We need to organize.

1066
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:10,720
Exactly.

1067
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:15,720
My sanity is six, but then it also says minus 30.

1068
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,720
Yeah, that's how many you lost.

1069
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:26,720
So you're going to lose another 30 sanity.

1070
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,720
Oh, wow.

1071
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,720
I'm at minus 60 sanity.

1072
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,720
Negative sanities by so many.

1073
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:34,720
As you look out into this void

1074
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:39,720
and hear the droning, monotonous sound

1075
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,720
of Grancis' voice echoing behind you,

1076
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:48,720
coming from all directions,

1077
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:55,720
you are lost in this conscious state.

1078
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:59,720
You go, you're like pulled into yourself at this moment,

1079
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:05,720
and you're standing in this black, empty space

1080
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,720
that walls around you are gone.

1081
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,720
You don't have your weapons.

1082
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:16,720
You are alone.

1083
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:21,720
Everything goes silent.

1084
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:26,720
Now the night hunts you.

1085
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,720
Mistakes were made.

1086
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:33,720
There's echoing, thundering, running footsteps

1087
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,720
as the door to the stronghold bursts open

1088
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,720
and the door just like falls off of its hinges,

1089
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,720
and he's crashing down this hallway,

1090
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,720
tearing towards the main chamber.

1091
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,720
And in that chamber we see Shangalar

1092
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,720
kind of just brushing his nails.

1093
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,720
Like, how's things going?

1094
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,720
Oh, it looks bad. Looks bad.

1095
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,720
Yeah.

1096
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,720
Where's Barnax?

1097
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,720
On it! On it!

1098
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,720
And Shangalar zips off.

1099
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,720
And as he looks into this flame

1100
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,720
at the center of his throne room,

1101
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:18,720
we see an image of Toriel come into view.

1102
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,720
Like, these sounds of these gears

1103
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:25,720
in the background being churned.

1104
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,720
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 2, Episode 149,

1105
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,720
starring Amy More as Thea and Night Hunter,

1106
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,720
Carla Maxted as Lipsynche,

1107
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,720
Tom Laird as Flint,

1108
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,720
with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,

1109
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,720
Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus,

1110
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,720
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1111
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted

1112
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,720
and sound design by Russ More.

1113
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,720
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1114
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:56,720
and Artlist,

1115
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,720
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1116
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,720
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1117
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,720
And a huge thank you to our supporting producers,

1118
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,720
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1119
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,720
Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden,

1120
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,720
Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss,

1121
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,720
Perry Matey, Ongerong Kiersen,

1122
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,720
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1123
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,720
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1124
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,720
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1125
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,720
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1126
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,720
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1127
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,720
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1128
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,720
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1129
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,720
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1130
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,720
That's it for now.

1131
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,720
Have a great week.

1132
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,720
We'll talk to you soon.

1133
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,720
I put a question into the chat.

1134
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,720
Tom doesn't know.

1135
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,720
I also don't know.

1136
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,720
Does anybody remember the Puzzle Master

1137
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,720
from the Grants as Flamekins episode?

1138
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,720
I know that I took notes,

1139
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,720
like, because we planned it together.

1140
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,720
But I don't know where those went.

1141
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,720
I know I said something and you guys were like,

1142
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,720
well, it's not this anymore.

1143
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,720
But anyway, it doesn't matter.

1144
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,720
Just say name and then we'll figure it out.

1145
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,720
Well, you can't do that for an entire episode.

1146
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,720
Hey, I'm name.

1147
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,720
All right, name.

1148
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,720
How often are they going to say their name, really?

1149
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,720
At least.

1150
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,720
Well, knowing you guys, you'd say it all the time.

1151
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,720
That's true.

1152
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:07,720
Because I said name.

1153
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,720
Oh, I think Kyle got it.

1154
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,720
Gullburr.

1155
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,720
I think it's Gullburr, Flourable,

1156
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,720
I just wanted to hear you all say it.

1157
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,720
Of course, we come back.

1158
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:16,720
When was that?

1159
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,720
Around episode 102.

1160
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,720
Great.

1161
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,720
Yeah, it was a while ago.

1162
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,720
That's OK.

1163
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:25,720
Don't worry about it.

1164
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,720
There is a.

1165
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,720
You're OK.

1166
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,720
Whipping.

1167
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,720
Is it like Trevor?

1168
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,720
It's something stupid.

1169
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,720
Yeah, I think I was like, is it like Dan?

1170
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,720
I'm just going to look to see if it's Dan.

1171
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,720
I think you want it to be Jared, but I said something different.

1172
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,720
Oh, that's right.

1173
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,720
Because you said something and then I was like, well, fuck.

1174
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,720
Oh, this is on you.

1175
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,720
All right.

1176
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,720
Yeah, I know.

1177
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,720
It's all you.

1178
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,720
Yeah.

1179
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:51,720
All good.

1180
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,720
Kyle.

1181
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,720
No, it wasn't Kyle.

1182
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,720
No, that's too good of a name.

1183
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:56,720
That's too good of a name.

1184
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:58,720
Yeah.

1185
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,720
That's just not on brand.

1186
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,720
We need names like Johanna Rabble Bible.

1187
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,720
Dumbgeons and Dragons.

1188
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,720
I think that's a good name.

1189
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,720
Johanna Rabble Bible.

1190
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,720
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